Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dog Logic

The reasona dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of histongue.-Anonymous

Thereis no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-JoshBillings


The averagedog is a nicer person than the average person.-AndyRooney


Anybody whodoesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.- Franklin Jones


Ifyour dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise-Unknown


My dog is worried about theeconomy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dogmoney.-Joe Weinstein


If you pickup a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that isthe principal difference between a dog and a man.- MarkTwain


Dogs arenot our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-RogerCaras


If you think dogs can't count,try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.-PhilPastoret

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